Monday, March 3, 2008

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Τ4 拜肈のだ肈ゲ斗ミㄨ氮ぃ丁篊篊稱琵иΤ羙



Ready? GO!!!
非称辈







First Question: 材肈 :
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?

把辽禲發筁材2 琌材碭







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
秆氮 狦氮琌材 1碞岿狦發筁材 2琌ê竚琌材 2



To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 氮材2肈ぃㄏノ籔氮材 1肈丁

Second Question材肈 :
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
把辽禲發筁程琌材碭








Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
秆氮狦氮琌计材 2岿禗и發筁程陪礛ゼ贾ㄤい


Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

皋钵衡砃硂福い絃衡ぃ璶ㄏノ籔掸┪璸衡诀刚刚

Third Question: 材肈
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.

What is the total?

1000 40 1000 30 1000瞷20Ω 1000瞷10羆计琌ぐ或







Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
秆氮眔 5000琌盾タ絋氮琌4100ぃ璶獺ノ璸衡诀琩靡



Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
さぱ癸臟﹚窖ㄆぃ﹜┪砛程肈穦氮癸
Fourth Question:材肈

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary克Τ 5ㄠ材 1ㄠ Nana 材 2ㄠ Nene 材3ㄠ Nini 材 4ㄠ Nono材 5ㄠ琌ぐ或







Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

秆氮 氮琌 Nunu盾ぃ荡癸ぃ琌琌 Mary叫弄Ω拜肈



Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!

瞷琌だ肈硂肈祔祔秆毕辣干

Bonus Questionだ肈 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
白ぺ稱禦家ラ笆Θ┍笷ЧΘ潦禦瞷狦組稱禦捌び锭泊描璶笷







Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

秆氮 璶眎秨糒拜琌組ぃ琌白ぺ碞硂或虏虫


KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE

р硂肚獽ゴ阑êㄇネい笿羙

1 comment:

Copykate said...

i got all answers right! XD

and btw, i dun see why one wud get 5000 for that math question. i got 4100!

say i am a smart person! SAY IT!

LOL