Sunday, September 28, 2008

funny advertisement

Funny Teo chew advertisement.(MIAN KIA YOU)

Monday, September 22, 2008



Sunday, September 21, 2008

bloodhound gang - bad touch ^^.nice sexy song

Nice song by the bloodhound gang - bad touch and uhn Tiss uhn Tiss uhn tiss..i like the song,the funny..haha

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Tagged by Sab

=.="...this is 1 long tag.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and tag 10 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse. And after answering all the 100 question, they have to give the one who tagged them the link. The one who’ve been tagged before don’t have to do it once more.

01 Name: Gary Sim a.k.a kali chim

02 Sex: male

03 Email address:

04 Birthdate: 7th february 1988

05 Family: papa, mummy, DiDi and didi XD

06 Height: Either 173cm i think.hopefully i didnt shrink

07 Weight: 65kg

08 Something good about yourself : hrmmm... There's nth good about me.

09 Something bad about yourself: smallgas :P

10 Describe your personality in one word : FULFIT

11 Celebrities that you like: ermmm..GAckt, jennifer love hewit, ????????????

12 Songs you like: erm..regret, endless rain, last song? too many la..lazy to list them all out. XD

13 Fav. Season: Spring i guess

14 Games you’re good at: I dun play games

15 My ideal woman or man : Datuk Lee Chong Wei

16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: same age guaa

17 Your mood right now: even,nil,parallel,nth,moodless

18 What you have in your pocket right now: pendrive

19 Sleeping out: dubs dubs..hamik lai eh?

20 Alcohol tolerance: XD

21 Drinking habits: XD

22 How old were you the first time you drank: 15 i guess xD

23 When do you want to get married: As soon as possible once i've found the right person and when i have a stable carreer.

24 About my singing: Terible,vegetable

25 About my dancing: even worst..fat boy's dance

26 Something I want these days: New phone, new clothes, shoes, camera, Labtop..

27 When you’re home alone: Surfing the internet

28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: look at me wrinkle's on wisdom xD.

29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: boxers

30 How much money do you have in your wallet: 50 x)

31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend : Up to her

32 Does height matter to you: kinda...haha

33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: wo de nai :P

34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: just lan lan go home or look for other friend's lorr.

35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you: aiiiihss....what can i do?

36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: long as the feeling is still here.

37 First kiss: form5

38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: Teeth

39 Feature you feel should be fixed: eyes,ears (tidak balance), foot, stomach.

40 People you miss the most right now: *gold fish* (shhhhhh)

41 First love: snoopy

42 When you cried the most: Last year

43 When do you feel you’re grown up: read the newspaper xD

44 What you don’t like: Being alone

45 When you felt happy: i seldom do

46 When you were most flabbergasted: yoooo..dun undersatnd

47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: JV

48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: hrmmm...

49 What you feel towards that person: hrmmmm....

50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: may the force be with u.

51 Something you’re most worried about: Future

52 When do you look most weak: after toceng

53 How do you NOT get dumped: wth

54 3 things a person NEEDS: company,love and life

55 Your grades in school: One word. Aiiihs..u think ler?

56 #1 on your phone: hamiksai lai de?

57 Phone company: sony ericsson

58 Phone bill : super low XD

59 Place you want to go: go to your heart xD

60 Favorite TV program: nu ren wo chui da

61 Movie that pissed you off: hrmm..duno

62 Movie you watched with most meaning: Tarzan (i cried repeatedly watching it) XD

63 Most recent movie watched: Exoism - Emily rose T.T

64 Movie you want to recommend: Don't mess with Zohan xD

65 If you could become a character inside a movie: behchai ler.. xD

66 How many net cafes are you a member to: Net cafes?

67 Which do you go to most often: hmm?

68 What you feel about this cafe? : *refer to answer above*

69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: uhh

70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: No

71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: Leave home, or just get married without there blessings.

72 Do you think you’re a player: isn't this a song?

73 What time do you wake up: Any time from 8am-2pm xD (depending on what time my class starts)

74 When you go to sleep: Any time from 1am - 3am

75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: maybe..see first

76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: am chioo

77 Celebrity you want to go out with: fuh...anyjipun babe la

78 How many kids do you want:: up to the wife

79 Something you really want to be good at: i want to be a good person

80 What I want to be in 10 years: happy

81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: yoshiki..just started half an hour ago

82 A word that you use a lot: burger?

83 What I do when I first wake up: look at the time, off my aircon and open the windows

84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: car, clothes, gf,jamming room, business.

85 What would you do if you became invisible: go travelling

86 Singer you think is the best singing live: wang lee hom?

87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing: micheal jackson

88 A kind of man you don’t like: those who r nt sincere

89 A kind of woman you don’t like: cheap

90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: try to forget about her or chase her.depending if she if worthit or not)

91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: say hi?

92 Most important possession: my IC

93 What you do when you first get online: check my mails

94 What surprised you the most: my armpit no hair

95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: Go online xD

96 What do you think you were in your past life: monkey

97 If you were to be born again: better and improved me

98 What are you going to do after you finish this: Go out limteh

99 How honest were you: Quite honest

100 What do you want to say: the power of love

I Tagged:

1 - fan jun
2 - robert
3 - steph
4 - rachz
5 - jason
6 - lesley
7 - jane
8 - owen
9 - simon
10 - Tony

Thursday, September 18, 2008

What if no increment for U ?

If ur boss comes to you and says:

There will be no salary increament for this year
..........There are no bonuses either
..........All overtime has been cancelled
No expenses will be paid
And there will be no additional healthcare!

What will your reaction be?


And if he will not listen to you and pity you,what you shall do?????


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Mooncake festival

2nites ago i went to my fren's birthday party.At about 11.30 we started to prepare our lanterns.while i was preparing my lantern, a random kid came over and offered me help.he wanted to help me hold the stick, i so happily let him.After i had steadily stablelized the candle and put the flame on. I tried to take my lantern back, but he just wouldnt let go.. =.='''. After 4 minutes,he dropped it and my Ulatraman lantern got burned to ultraman lantern.. so sad T.T

Friday, September 12, 2008

Why a wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger

Why a wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger?
Pls follow the below step, really god made this miracle( this is from a Chinese excerpt)

Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 fingers but only 1 pair can't split

Try to open your thumb, the thumbs represent parents, it can be open cause all humans do go thru sickness and die. Which is why our parents will leave us one day
Pls close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the fingers represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own families which is why they will leave us too
Now close up your second finger, open up your little fingers, this represents your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they have their own living to live
Nevertheless, close up your little finer, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding rings on, you will be surprised to find that it cannot be open at all. Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attached to each other!!!!!

Real love will stick together forever and ever

Thumb represent parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Centre finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Funny dish

I had a funny or u can call it a weird dish for today.
My bought laksa soup and added in some chicken and fried taufu.
So there it is, my dinner for today.Chicken ,Taufu laksa with white rice.
It doesn't look very nice. But it taste just fine.Taste like laksa..wahahaha.

See ya

Monday, September 8, 2008

My shame in swinburne

This mornins as usual,i wake up late and got into class late.But once i got into my class,my classmates said that my name is in the blackboard(swinburne website,anouncment).Then they kacau me,say that i'm famous liao..n what what..Liao lor this time.i can feel the shame.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Pets i would like to have

Can someone actually identify what breed those dogs nice.I wan to have atleast 1 of them..I wan I wan......
So nice..T.T, So beautifull..T.T, So cool.. T.T

This 1 actually looks like a baby polar bear..soo nice.

I can ride on it...

I can wrestle with it

- Help me hunt for babes....

- Hunt for more babes.. XD

- This 1 will protect my beers and liquers in my house from suai and khi hong.

- A good companion.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Don't give up

Don't give up....
To those like me who have already given up, feeling like there is no purpose in life.
I think this story might actually kinda help abit.
Take a look..^^

One day I decided to quit...
I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
'God', I asked, 'Can you give me one good reason not to quit?'
His answer surprised me...
'Look around', He said. 'Do you see the fern and the bamboo?'
'Yes', I replied.
'When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light.
I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth.
Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.
In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.
'In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.
But I would not quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would
not quit.' He said.
'Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6
months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.
I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.'
He asked me. 'Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots'.
'I would not quit on the bamboo.
I will never quit on you.'
'Don't compare yourself to others.'
He said.
'The bamboo had a different Purpose than the fern.
Yet they both make the forest beautiful.'
'Your time will come', God said to me.
'You will rise high'
'How high should I rise?'
I asked.
'How high will the bamboo rise?' He asked in return.
'As high as it can?' I questioned.
'Yes.' He said, 'Give me glory by rising as high as you can.'
I left the forest and brought back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.
Never, Never, Never Give up.
For the Prayer is not an option but an opportunity.
Don't tell the Lord how big the problem is,
tell the problem how Great the Lord is!