A sad singapore college junior love story

I got an email comercializing this love story book.
I think it's not bad ler..Just wanna share it with you guys..see ya^^

My first day at Swinburne university

I attended the Swinburne orientation..the orientation starts at 8.30 but i woke up at 8.30am.i got there at 9.45 i sat thr half asleep.at 11 during the lunch break..i ran out and went talking to the seniors.In the end i went home,even though the orientation ends at 5.30pm.1 of the staff working there knew that i wanted to cabut.she keep saying,"ahh ahh...where are you going?u ah,always find chance to run away"..thn i tipu her that I'm going to the toilet..haha XD.then i went home and go mahjong with my friends la.haha XD

Today was my first day at Swinburne.i knew that have to wake up early and be ready for the first day of school and i still played counter-strike n hang-out with the rest of the gang until 1am+++..I had to force myself to wake-up pulak...
went for I.T class from 8.30am to 10.30am then went home.Then at 12pm,i went back to the UNI for general maths.
This is when the problems begin.I don't understand a thing she said or explain.She have very bad English language skills and she can't teach very well.Another thing is the subject she's teaching.I'm so bad in it.i don't rmb any of it..aiiihs.STRESS
The math class ended at 1.30pm,Then i had to go to the 9th floor to attend the next class which also starts at 1.30pm.I rushed to lift and waited 4 to 5 rounds.it was always packed even when its nt so packed.it was nvr my turn to go in,because I'm nt the only 1 waiting..In the end i ran up to the 9th floor.got in the class late n tired...sheesh man.Never knew it would be so tough studying in a Uni.sheesh

The next class was innovation & changes.It started at 3.30pm.Right after the previous class.and the class was at the 2nd floor.You imagine la..From the 9th floor to the 2nd floor.What are thy thinking?making me late for every class and rushing..
But beside's all that..everything was fine.The room temperature is just nice.lecturers and staff's there are nice and helpfull,The cafeteria and toilet's are clean,full of parking space and i can lose weight out of all the walking there..haha^^
my first homework...1000words on innovation of ......,we can choose our own topic.
If any of you have any idea's.please do drop a few tips.Cause i really need your help.First thing of all,i don't know what should i write about and i don't really know what does the word innovation means.so help me ya..bb^^

phua chu kang SARS rap

maple and bleach season for me..

sorry guys,haven been updating...
I won't be updating so frequently anymore..because i've been playing this game called maple.haha XD.the games kinda lame la..bt still ok la..haha
I don't even have time to check my mails.



This is me being superman..(click on the pic so you can see)


Me in a plane..haha XD

Im now a lvl31 bandit..so lazy to play due to having a hard time lvling..
Eventhough i've stopped mapling,but i'm still busy..busy bleaching.This anime is so addictive..




Now you understand why i'm so addicted to this anime..haha XD


so...see ya guys ^^

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

TEST FOR DEMENTIA

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Τ4 拜肈のだ肈ゲ斗ミㄨ氮ぃ丁篊篊稱琵иΤ羙



Ready? GO!!!
非称辈







First Question: 材肈 :
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?

把辽禲發筁材2 琌材碭







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
秆氮 狦氮琌材 1碞岿狦發筁材 2琌ê竚琌材 2



To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 氮材2肈ぃㄏノ籔氮材 1肈丁

Second Question材肈 :
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
把辽禲發筁程琌材碭








Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
秆氮狦氮琌计材 2岿禗и發筁程陪礛ゼ贾ㄤい


Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

皋钵衡砃硂福い絃衡ぃ璶ㄏノ籔掸┪璸衡诀刚刚

Third Question: 材肈
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.

What is the total?

1000 40 1000 30 1000瞷20Ω 1000瞷10羆计琌ぐ或







Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
秆氮眔 5000琌盾タ絋氮琌4100ぃ璶獺ノ璸衡诀琩靡



Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
さぱ癸臟﹚窖ㄆぃ﹜┪砛程肈穦氮癸
Fourth Question:材肈

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary克Τ 5ㄠ材 1ㄠ Nana 材 2ㄠ Nene 材3ㄠ Nini 材 4ㄠ Nono材 5ㄠ琌ぐ或







Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

秆氮 氮琌 Nunu盾ぃ荡癸ぃ琌琌 Mary叫弄Ω拜肈



Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!

瞷琌だ肈硂肈祔祔秆毕辣干

Bonus Questionだ肈 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
白ぺ稱禦家ラ笆Θ┍笷ЧΘ潦禦瞷狦組稱禦捌び锭泊描璶笷







Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

秆氮 璶眎秨糒拜琌組ぃ琌白ぺ碞硂或虏虫


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