Thursday, January 24, 2008

Chinese must not have English names

> > Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
> > Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet

> > Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
> > Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
> > Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
> > Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
> > Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
> > Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
> > Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
> > Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
> > Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
> > Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
> > Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
> > Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
> > Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
> > Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
> > Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
> > Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
> > Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
> > Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs

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