man and women

This is something about man and women.which i find quite true after comparing it with myself.but i only agree about 8O% of it.and some my personal comments on it.^^

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

we buy things with good quality so that it would last and have good results from it.^^____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

This i do not agree,who says that man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.im only 19 but i've worrying about my future since i was in form5.and a successful man is not the one who make more money then his wife can spend,a successful man is the one who can save his money from being spend by his wife.wahahah XD.(but this is what i failed to do) =.="'.its hard to say no to your love one,espeacially when she gives you the shiny shiny eye look.^^___ __________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

can try la.but surely fail 1..wahahah XD _____________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
this i don't know,cause obviously i'm not married yet.but i'm not thinks its true la..______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

this i agree.^^._____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

not all woman la._____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

hahah..way cool